User talk:LeaLea

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I am creatively Curious! An intensive reader(leaner) is a good leader.

Guess What

  • Waves are inspiring , not because they rise and fall, but because each time they fall, they never fail to rise again.
  • If you give your money to some one who is deaf and dumb to keep for you and on coming back he is blind. How will you collect back your money?
  • I was born in water, I grew in water, but when water touches me I die. Who I'm I.
  • Champions aren't made in the gyms, Champions are made from something they have deep inside them ,such as a desire a dream , a vision.
  • He who fights and run lives to fight another day.
  • He who goes to bed with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers.
  • Every King was once a crying baby and every great building was once a map.So what matters is not where you are today but where you will be tomorrow. Never say the sky is your limit further your footprints to the moon.
  • The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by by going beyond into the impossible.
  • Be an optimist who sees sees an opportunity in every difficulty not a pessimist who sees difficulty in every opportunity.
  • Its good to be important but much more important to be good.

    Time To Relax

  • Those days ,"Hahahahaha" where were you? when we use to write letters with dictionaries. If you never received letters like this you knew nothing about love:
    -Address: Green Land Of Love
    P.O.BOX:My Heart Via Romance 5 March 1993
    Dear sugar, time and ability plus double capacity has force my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I Love you spontaneously and as i stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl. Please stop haranguing with my feelings, show me love.
  • A girl asked her boy friend "How much do you love me?", He answered "There's no me without you, I'm like a phone and your my sim card".The she said "That is so romantic". The guy smiles and says to himself "see MuMu!!! she doesn't know I'm like a Chinese phone which takes 3 sims"
  • A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other in service in church, the pastor said turn to your neighbor and say you are beautifully and adorably created in the image of God . The Monkey looks at the baboon for a while and the laughs out loudly and tells the pastor tell him yourself,I don't want to lie in church.
  • Grand Pa and grand son."Grand Pa"- See your your teacher is coming go and hide since you have not been to school for two days." Grand son"- You are the one to go and hide because i took permission that you were dead.
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